Not My Job: We Quiz Matt Smith, Prince Philip On 'The Crown,' On Prince

Aug 24, 2019
Originally published on August 24, 2019 8:55 am

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

If there was ever an audience to whom I didn't need to explain what "Doctor Who" is, I am looking at it.

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SAGAL: Now, one of the actors who played Doctor Who is Matt Smith, who also plays the young Prince Philip on the hit TV show "The Crown."

BILL KURTIS: Peter began our interview earlier this year by asking him which show had the most obsessive fans.

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MATT SMITH: There's only one winner...

SAGAL: Yeah.

SMITH: ..."Doctor Who..."

SAGAL: Yeah.

SMITH: ..."Doctor Who" fans.

SAGAL: Well, you were...

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: You were, as I understand it, the youngest person to take over the role of the Doctor. It was about 2010 when you did that. And you're - for people who don't know, the Doctor has been played over the course of 50 years by a bunch of different actors, and there's a conceit that he regenerates, and he gets - he becomes a different person, obviously.

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: And your Doctor seemed to be having a lot of fun.

SMITH: Well, thank you very much. Yeah.

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SMITH: Well, you know, he is. He's - you know, he's an alien. But that's what's so great about that, is it gives you carte blanche to be very inventive.

SAGAL: Yeah.

SMITH: Like, most other, like, characters - if you take Philip, for example, to get from A to Z, you've got to go through C, D. You've got to get to F, whatever. But with the Doctor, he can get go A, Z, back, you know, and it doesn't really matter.

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SMITH: You can skip all the letters of the alphabet.

LUKE BURBANK: We lost a lot of those letters during the government shutdown.

SAGAL: Yeah, I know.

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SMITH: Oh, the government shutdown - I mean, blimey, guys.

SAGAL: I know.

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SAGAL: Look, I'm just - before you get all high and mighty, your country is about to fall off the edge of Europe, so...

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SAGAL: You know what's funny, of course, Matt? If Doctor Who were real, none of this ever would have happened.

SMITH: I know. He would have been - yeah.

SAGAL: He would have popped in. So you go from "Doctor Who," this incredibly popular pop culture thing...

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: ...To playing Prince Philip, who is a very real person.

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: So did you guys working on the show ever get anything back from the actual royal family about how they felt about how you were depicting them?

SMITH: I think that Philip was asked if he'd watched it, and he just turned round and said, don't be ridiculous, which I thought was very good.

SAGAL: Yes. So sadly, you've been phased out of the crown because they're aging you out. You're going to be replaced by an older actor, Tobias Menzies. Did you argue with them to say, I can be old and decrepit?

SMITH: No. God, no. You know, two years is enough.

SAGAL: It'll be wonderful. I'm looking forward to the first season of the next episode when, of course, Prince Philip dies and regenerates as Tobias Menzies.

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SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: Different costume. So - and then I just want to talk to you about your latest film, which is "Mapplethorpe" - that's out now - in which you play Robert Mapplethorpe - again, a very real person. He was an infamous photographer. Did you decide, like, OK, I'm going to play this gay, promiscuous guy who did hardcore sort of photography as art? Did you say, like, I will show all the people who love me as Prince Philip and Doctor Who - was this, like, distinctively trying to do something different?

SMITH: No. It wasn't that much of a considered choice, really. It was just, you know, the script was around, and I found him very interesting. I love New York in the '70s. And he had a propensity to be quite cruel and quite difficult, and I was interested in that.

SAGAL: And so after playing a very difficult and complicated figure like Robert Mapplethorpe, you decided to do something light and play Charlie Manson.

SMITH: Yeah.

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SMITH: Yeah. Manson is someone I go, I don't really know where his truth lies. And the one thing I sort of took away for him was I just went, he's just really annoying.

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SAGAL: So it's a delight to talk to you. There's so many things to talk about. We have a game to play. But there is a question - and we ask this - I don't know if you know our show - we ask this of all our guests. It's sort of a tradition. Have you ever been stung in the testicles by a wasp?

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SMITH: Yes.

SAGAL: Oh.

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SAGAL: Finally, we got one.

SMITH: Yes.

SAGAL: Tell us about it.

SMITH: Well, I mean, it's funny that you asked that question because yes, I have. I mean...

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SMITH: ...Briefly. I was in a moment of passion in the outdoor arena, as it were.

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SMITH: And in said moment of passion and ecstasy and joy and all that stuff, I was stung on the bollocks by a wasp.

SAGAL: Yeah.

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SMITH: And I got up and ran around. And, you know, it was both uncomfortable and, with hindsight, funny. But at the time, I was just (unintelligible).

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SAGAL: Well, Matt Smith, we are all delighted to talk to you and could all day. But it is time to play a game, as we do with everyone.

SMITH: Wonderful.

SAGAL: And this time, we're calling the game...

KURTIS: You Don't Have To Be Beautiful To Turn Me On.

SAGAL: So you play Prince Philip in "The Crown." But what do you know about the true prince, Prince? We're going to ask you three questions about the purple one, blessed be he. Get two right, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who is Matt Smith playing for?

KURTIS: Cody Benjamin of Atlanta, Ga.

SMITH: OK.

SAGAL: All right. Here we go. Now, Prince was Prince's real name. He was born Prince Rogers Nelson. But when he was very young, he preferred to be called by a nickname. What was it? A, sex monster...

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SAGAL: ...B, Beto...

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SAGAL: ...Or C, Skipper?

SMITH: Beto?

SAGAL: Yes.

SMITH: I'm going to go with B.

SAGAL: You're going to go with B. We should have anticipated you being British and not knowing about him.

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SAGAL: No, I'm afraid the answer was Skipper. Prince...

SMITH: Skipper.

SAGAL: Skipper...

SMITH: Bugger.

SAGAL: ...When he was a child. Yeah, like, call me Skipper, he'd say. Prince got an early break as a musician when he was hired to open for the Rolling Stones at a concert in LA in 1981, but it didn't go well. What happened? A, Mick Jagger looked at him and said, nobody goes on stage who's skinnier than I am...

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SAGAL: ...B, fans chased him offstage by throwing garbage at him; or C, Prince announced his set by saying, sorry, but it all goes downhill after I'm finished.

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SMITH: B.

SAGAL: It was B.

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SAGAL: So yes, it was B. They chased him off the stage with garbage. And he was very upset. But it was two nights, and they said, don't worry about it. That was crazy. We're so sorry. Go on the second night, and it will be fine. And he went on the second night, and they chased him off the stage with garbage again. But...

SMITH: Wow.

SAGAL: ...He got his vengeance by becoming amazingly...

SMITH: Prince.

SAGAL: ...Successful and popular. All right.

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: Last question. If you get it right, you win. Prince once later in his life gave NBA star Carlos Boozer a check for half a million dollars just to apologize for something that Prince had done to him. What had Prince done? A, he once criticized Boozer's playing style on the basketball court by saying, more like Carlos Snoozer, am I right? B, when Prince rented Boozer's home, he turned Boozer's bedroom into a hair salon without asking; or C, at the 2007 NBA All-Star Weekend, Prince hooked up with Boozer's girlfriend, Boozer's ex-girlfriend and then Boozer's mom?

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SMITH: God, I wish it was C, but it's B.

SAGAL: It is B, Matt.

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KURTIS: It is.

SMITH: Yeah.

SAGAL: That's exactly what happened.

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SAGAL: Boozer rented Prince his LA mansion. Prince totally redecorated it, made the bedroom into a hair salon. Boozer's, like, what'd you do? Prince said, oh, here. Here's half a million dollars. I'm sorry. But then Prince totally redid the house back to the way it was, and Boozer gave the half million back.

SMITH: Wow.

SAGAL: Bill, how did Matt Smith do on our quiz?

KURTIS: He would make Prince Philip proud. He got 2 out of 3. So you're a...

SMITH: Yeah.

KURTIS: ...Winner, Matt.

SAGAL: Congratulations, Matt.

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SMITH: Yeah. Nice.

SAGAL: Matt Smith, thank you so much for joining us...

SMITH: Thank you. Thank you.

SAGAL: ...On WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SMITH: Thank you.

SAGAL: Matt, thank you.

KURTIS: Thank you, Matt.

SAGAL: Thank you, sir.

SMITH: Bye-bye.

SAGAL: That's it for our special cram-in-all-the-fun-in-the-limited-time-left edition. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.